
There's a song by Lupe Fiasco that all skaters know. Some
hate it, some love it but I feel like all of us can identify with the
feeling he describes in the chorus. It goes "Kick, push, kick, push, coast."
Now if you take those first four words and remove the fifth you have
our North Island experience. Constant physical work with no substantial
momentum gained.
I know, I know. I can picture you playing the
world's smallest violin and telling us to harden up and deal. But for
real, when you're used to that general pattern of pushing and coasting,
the absence of the latter starts to get to your head. Things start
tweaking up top and you'll see Rob throwing his deck in frustration or
me foaming at the mouth, cursing physics for abandoning us. It's
probably a strange sight for motorists passing by.
But after
enduring a 3 hour, vomit-filled ferry ride over to the tip of the South
Island (insane waves, everybody got sick), we witnessed a drastic
change in the road conditions; simply put, they've improved
significantly. Of course as I'm writing this the dudes are getting raw
knuckles as they desperately knock on wood. I probably shouldn't be
talking about it, we're not that far down the South Island. But still,
it's looking really sweet right now. Finally, as if New Zealand has
decided we're actually serious about getting to Dunedin, the coast
factor has exploded in intensity.
This has initiated a domino
effect of positivity. Most importantly, we can skate further, faster
and with less pain. The result is high spirits that inspire good jokes
which inevitably evolve into ingenious pranks. Result: 3 happy
Canadians and one disgruntled Aussie. Hey, someone's gotta be the
recipient. Don't worry, it's not a xenophobic alliance, it's just that
James' reactions are waaay too funny to resist. "You goys think yor soy
cleeva doint yoy!?" Seriously, the best.
And as if that's not
enough, the vast scenery has somehow managed to get stepped up.
Mountains peak into wispy clouds as we wind around them, passing jagged
rock formations that jut out of the sea. And lining those ancient
boulders are literally hundreds and hundreds of seals, all chilling
after a hard day of fishing. Despite being very comfortable in the
presence of humans, they can be quite aggressive, so obviously we've
been testing the boundaries. I mean how are you not gonna try to pet
the cutest lil' ocean puppy!?
It's like a mystical beast world out here actually. We've also
seen the standard cows, horses and sheep. But NZ has thrown reindeer,
emus, llamas, dolphins and whales into the mix. Ahem...did you catch
that? Ya, whales. No big deal, just THE BIGGEST ANIMALS ON THE FREAKING
PLANET. Sorry, tiger got outta the cage there.
Wanna know the most subtle but important addition to the skate?
Ocean. Sure it's beautiful and calming and smells great, but that's
really not the point. The point is that we can bathe. Now that may not
sound appealing to you and your luxurious heated showers with soap and
shampoo and loofas and jasmine scented candles and inflatable bath
pillows and...i need to relax. But for us, crawling into a jammed tent
that smells like fresh salt-water instead of the remarkable
amalgamation of four men's natural odours is a blessing you can't
imagine. Ocean, our nasal passages salute thee.
So all in all, the first three days in the South have been mad epic, and things seem to be getting better.
Now it's off to bed for you, the grown-ups have to heat up their porridge and go shred the gnar.
Keep pushing.
Daniel + The S4C Team
P.S. Rob says check out www.Push.ca to follow our skate and peep some sick Canadian-based skate culture.



























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